Dating Rules and How I Apparently Don't Listen

Five years ago I wrote a blog (for another site) with hard and steadfast rules about dating.  Firstly, 23 year old me knew what the eff was up.  Secondly, 28 year old me has broken many of the rules, and blatantly.  I decided to copy and paste it here and comment all over it.  My 28 year old comments are in blue.

You guys... This isn't going to work...

So I signed up for AdSense and I got an email letting me know that they've checked my blog and they decided that I can have it.  This is great except that they sent me a whole list of terms and conditions.  Apparently I can't talk about adult content or anything unsuitable for children and I can't swear.  This clearly does not go well with the theme of my blog.  Apparently they need to check my blog periodically and look further into it as time goes on to make sure that I am with in all of the terms and conditions in order to have Adsense.  For those of you playing along at home what AdSense does is pay me for anyone who clicks on an ad from my blog but I can't suggest that people click it.

Date Me?

It has been about 16 months since I went on a proper date.  You read that right.  Just shy of a year and a half ago I went on my last date to...er...date.  Sure, this could be the start of a heartwarming love story about how I fell in love with that boy, we spent the rest of our days playing games, watching the ocean ebb and flow and talking about intellectual mumbo-jumbo, but that'd be a lie.  Why I haven't been on a date since isn't really the topic at hand here...yet.  So let's talk about dating.