It has been about 16 months since I went on a proper date. You read that right. Just shy of a year and a half ago I went on my last date to...er...date. Sure, this could be the start of a heartwarming love story about how I fell in love with that boy, we spent the rest of our days playing games, watching the ocean ebb and flow and talking about intellectual mumbo-jumbo, but that'd be a lie. Why I haven't been on a date since isn't really the topic at hand here...yet. So let's talk about dating.