I should first apologize for not posting on the designated day this week. My Thursday was hardly ordinary and while it should have afforded me time to blog, what it did was knock me all out of whack. I woke up and felt a pain I can't even explain. Through some bodily functions and some lack of functioning it was decided I needed to go to the emergency room. While I am not happy that I spent half of my Thursday in the ER in extreme pain, it did afford me some wonderful life lessons which I'd love to bestow upon you reader(s). So, without further ado (since you've already had to wait an additional 24+ hours for a new blog post), here is today's new post. Additionally, I've retreated to the Top Ten format for this special Friday blog. You're welcome!