So allow me to bring you up to speed. This blog USED to be a fun quick read of Top 10 lists that I'd randomly come up with and share in the most amusing way I could. Provided, I didn't blog as often as I have with the addition of The Bachelor, it was exponentially more credible. Today I've decided to get back to my roots, as they say, with a blog idea that was started a while ago. I've labeled them as best I can AND removed the names on the headers. Basically, you don't need to know who my friends are. Some of you readers (all 4 of you) may have an idea of who I was texting with in each one...one of them might be YOU! See if you can guess? All 10 are different. Enjoy.
#10. The nerdiest way to tell someone "okay".
#9. The unnecessary use of "furlong" which, truth be told, is NEVER unnecessary.
#8. How to become a virgin again (don't worry mom, I was never NOT a virgin...)
#7. The threshold
#6. Auto-correct at it's absolute worst. You're not funny, auto-correct.
#4. Too soon for this joke? No.
#3. As it turns out, Siri is kind of a slut-bucket.
#2. Getting the little lady checked.
#1. The breakfast of champions.